Herman Gritz

Hello, I’m Herman Gritz

I am sucking cock in a dark alley.

This cock is black and I’m not even racist, so there’s no perverse satisfaction in apprehending the black phallic demon, just pure sex. Rawr, rawr!

—During the night.

When the day comes I’m Kent Clark, I’m Christian Bale playing some dude disguised as another dude, in times of need I can become your personal Hilary Clinton, much more fascist and Slav version of it, but hey, what can I say about feminism? Only what feminism can say about itself.

LGBT rulez, shout out to UMBERTO ECO! We love you brother.

Embrace the power of love.